Share purchase intent
Use a cart, product page, shelf photo, receipt, listing, or URL.
Anti-shopping entertainment
Roast My Cart
Before checkout gets away with it.
Share the screenshot, receipt, product photo, or cart. The app finds the buying fantasy and roasts it before it becomes your problem.
Not a budget lecture. Not a blocker. Just what your cart deserves.
The flow
Drop the temptation in. Let it get processed.
Roast My Cart is built for the exact moment a discount badge, monthly payment, or fake self-improvement fantasy starts looking reasonable.
Get a verdict
The roast targets the desire, price framing, discount bait, and future-self fantasy.
Bury it or keep spiraling
Choose Bury it, Haunt me tomorrow, Roast harder, or Bought anyway.
Verdicts
Bad idea gets a stamp. Good restraint gets a grave.
BAD IDEA
NO DEAL
HARD PASS
The graveyard
Good choices live here.
Every buried purchase becomes a small record of the junk you almost bought: the image, the price, the date, and the cause of death.
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Local-first by design
No account. No shopping-content database.
Your Graveyard entries, product images, product names, links, generated roasts, reminders, and preferences live locally on your phone. Roast My Cart is designed not to collect identifiable shopping data or build a user profile around what you almost bought.
Roast My Cart is anti-shopping entertainment, not a neutral product evaluator or financial, shopping, legal, medical, safety, or product advice. It is built to argue against purchases through humor, and generated roasts may produce unintended, inaccurate, or unpredictable output.
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Put the cart under oath.
Roast My Cart is being built for iOS and Android. Keep the app installed where temptation happens: on the phone you shop from.
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